>

o/` The Marama Shuffle!

(Timmy appears, sunglasses on his withered skull of a personage.)

[Cool Timmy] Yo, everyone! Do the Marama Shuffle!

o/` There's a dance that you can do

When you're feelin' low and down!

Popular in the night-spots

Of that chic ol' Buya town.

[Tacky Background Singers] Marama! Marama! Marama! Marama!

Just click your heels together,

It's easy, as you can see!

Then slide over to the Chronicles board

And delete some posts that are OOC!

The Marama Shuffle! [Marama] Hoo yeah!

The Marama Shuffle! [Marama] Dance with me, Tony!

You'll have to have them all pulled out,

After the Marama Shuffle!

[Justicar] WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?

[Marama] Buh?

[Justicar] ARCHONS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO... DANCE!

o/` [Marama] C'mon, Justy, can't you see!

[Justicar] This violates Immortal Code 14.9-b!

[Marama] Just move with the rhythm, you'll find it quite pleasant!

[Justicar] And to the beat, I'll jail an abusive peasant!

[Justicar] I get it now! Everyone, dance to the beat of a judicial groove!

NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! WOO!

The Marama Shuffle! [Justicar] I am amused!

The Marama Shuffle! [Shajara] Get into the groove!

You'll have to have them all pulled out,

After the Marama Shuffle!

[Cool Timmy] Ladies and Gentlemen... The Priestess of Poetry, the Leader of Lyrics, the Sultan of Song! Give it up... for REVELS!

[Revels] Heyo! Boy, I just flew in from Kugnae, and boy are the magical spirits I paid Ox to have whisk me there tired!

[Kiyone] Hey! Everyone! Conga line!

*Key change*

The Marama Shuffle! [Revels] Are you aversed...

The Marama Shuffle! [Revels] To following verse?

You'll have to have them all pulled out,

After the Marama Shuffle!

[Psuedo-Rando NBT] Hey! Can I join?

[Justicar] Of course you cannot! *incinerates false Rando*

[Justicar] Everyone! Do the Justicar shuffle!

Nuh nuh nuh... the Justicar... shuffle.... (*music stops*)

...what? (*crickets chirp*)

o/` The Marama Shuffle! [Justicar] Am I that despised?

[Kiyone] Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies!

You'll have to have them all pulled out,

After the Marama Shuffle!

Yes you'll have to have them all pulled out,

After the Marama Shuffle!

BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!

[Justicar] HOO YEAH! Wasn't that a groove? Happy 1934, everyone!